sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

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lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

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joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

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disneysupportingroles:

disneyprince:

This is a pixie bell.

Here we see Walt Disney, flying. Does he react with spinning around the room, cutting flips, and soaring out the door? No, he says “Get this stuff off of me!” 

This is everyday stuff for Mr. Disney, folks. Everyday stuff. 

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nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

image

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bastilledan: I made them take a photo of me in front of pretty much everything that had “Bastille” written on it.
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baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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